December 2011
My friends with their guy problems.
For every guy of the week, they’re like,
“He hasn’t texted me in like FIVE MINUTES. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?”
And I’m just chillin’ on Tumblr like,
“My mental relationship with my favorite celebrity is going fucking fantastic.”
I'm Ron Burgundy, stay classy San Diego.
Put 'unf' in my ask and Ill do this... →
If you snuck in my room I would: [] Go back to sleep [] Kick you out [] Have rough sex with you [] Cuddle with you [] Be like wtf? [] Let you sleepover [] Beat your assss [] keep you safe at night If you kissed me I would: [] Kiss you back [] Smile & laugh [] Be shocked [] Slap you You are: [] Cute [] Adorable [] Pretty [] Beautiful [] Descent [] Sexy [] Hotass Motherfucker I Would: []...
Maybe instead of blogging about how shit your relationship is, work on it? Or break up? You’re only making it worse for yourselves.
jemimakipz:
s3xgasm:
deanb0t:
I hate it when your ‘friends’ become friends with people who smoke, drink and are more ‘popular’ than you and then they brush you off and don’t talk to you anymore. Lol like fair enough you want to smoke and drink and go along with the crowd and be a fucking wanker, but don’t ignore your old friends just because you’ve made new ones.
i love you for this
omg...
I think my New Years resolution should be to stop being so hard on myself all the time.
Maybe I’m not as ugly as I think I am. Maybe I’m not as unintelligent as I think I am. Maybe I’m not as unwanted.
It’s about time I take some pride in all the things I’ve accomplished and taken notice of the good things about me.
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I’m a loser because I’m not drinking on New Years, or any time? Lolok.
